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Mile in partnership with FRXN
Quit* friction's problem, not yours
The Murder Mile / 340 ft a loop / 20-min cap / on the hour, every hour
Too smoothto quit.
You're a different kind of athlete. We get it. Friction Prescription is built for the people who run toward the discomfort everyone else avoids.
Everybody takes the seat eventually. You just made them wait.
↓ Your 25% is down here
// Built for your kind
We make gear for the
last ones standing.
A one-mile loop with 340 feet of climbing. A whistle every hour whether your legs agree or not. No finish line — just the next corral, and the chair you keep refusing to sit in.
Most anti-chafe is designed for people who stop when it hurts. That's not the room you were in. So we made the stuff that keeps friction off the list of reasons you'd ever tap out.
We won't pretend a balm wins the race for you. It just makes sure raw skin isn't the thing that ends it at loop nine.
// The kit
Three ways to
stay smooth.
Go Stick
$9.99Pocket-sized. Goes where the corral goes. Reapply between loops without losing your spot in line.
Endurance Tin
$15.99For the long haul. Still doing its job when the field's down to single digits and the sun's coming back up.
Go Pouch
$2.99Single-serve. Tape it to your bib, stash it in your drop bag. No excuses at 2 a.m.
// Earned, not given
You scanned the card. That means you were actually there — out on the Murder Mile, ignoring the most comfortable chair in Tennessee. Here's 25% off the whole shop.
TOOSMOOTH25
Code applies at checkout. Works once — same as your decision to sign up for this thing.